OFFICIAL SUPPORTERS

SIMON leaps straight to the top of the supporter list with two stirling pitch-side appearances in a row. And in winter, too. However, if I was Kevin I wouldn't be too impressed if my boyfriend spent the entire match on the phone and not watching the game. Luckily Kevin didn't score, so Simon hasn't missed anything... yet.
   
The lovely DONNA has been along to support boyfriend Peter a couple of times, but not recently. Perhaps Doctor Donna was worried she might have to assist in injury time. Or inject some enthusiasm into the players. Or cure our defensive weaknesses. Can I stop with the bad medical puns now?
   
CLAIRE Cartwright Clamp, otherwise known as Mrs Steve Clamp, has long been talked about but has only put in one pitch side appearance. However, as we hadn't had any supporter action in a while, and Claire actually claims to have enjoyed the experience, she jumped straight to the top of our supporter list until overtaken by Simon. Let's hope we see her back again soon, especially as Steve even managed to score on the day she came down. Score a goal, I mean...
   
MAY took the title of Best Girlfriend from previous holder Jo on 9th April 2003 when she not only turned up for the third time but even stayed for two hours while boyfriend John R played two back to back matches. She has also been along to support a league match, she has a fabulous pair of glittery trainers and dishes lots of dirt on the lads. The management approves.
   
Jo JO has been along to cheer our boys on three times, and held the title of Best Girlfriend for several months. She even brought beer and sweets for our first match. However, we haven't seen her for a long time, despite Adam being one of our most regular players. What's wrong Jo - can't take the excitement?
   
BETHAN has been along to support husband (then boyfriend) Russell twice now, but since moving down south early in 2003 neither Bethan or Russell have been seen. It's a shame to lose both a dedicated player and a tolerant partner - come back soon.
   

AGATA is the girlfriend of Andy T and has only been along once. But Andy himself has only played three times, so not a bad average. We'd like to see you both back again soon guys.

   
Gaz brought then-girlfriend TARA along one Sunday. I'm sure her support contirubted to Gaz's goal and to our convincing 4 - 1 victory. Either that, or the fact that we were playing children.
   
SUSANNA is a friend of Big Al's and used to play in a University team, so her pitch-side comments have been very useful on the couple of occasions when she has come down to check out, I mean support, the guys.
   
RUTH came down once 'to see what all the fuss is about'. She claims it was boring and hasn't been back again. Come on Ruth, you're not even trying!
   
Andy B's brother DAVID was passing through the area one Wednesday and decided to pop down. Good to see you but next time bring your kit and join in!
   
LAURA came down to support boyfriend Dave N for our first ever match - when Dave was heading the opposition. Now that Dave and his mates have joined Surreal Madrid, I suppose that makes Laura an official supporter. Mind you, we haven't seen her, or Dave, for a while...
   
Sonia

SONIA has no interest in football and has no intention of coming to watch. However, she says she might - if we ever play a 'proper' match. A brazen lack of commitment.