PLAYER PROFILE

NOT STEVE (YET) NAME: steve clamp
NICKNAME: clampy, legs
SUPPORTS: chelsea
HERO: david beckham
DRINK: anything wet!
CHOCCY: galaxy
SEASON
STATS:
twenty nine appearances
FRIENDS: "and now here's steve with the sport"
"bambi on ice"
Probably the closest thing we have to a celebrity player, it nevertheless took Big Al several weeks to realise that the guy with the long legs was the man in the suit off the telly. Her excuse is that you can't see the legs on Midlands Today and the tie makes him look like a grown-up.