PLAYER PROFILE

	NAME:	gareth woolford
	NICKNAME:	le"taff"ier
	SUPPORTS:	west ham united
	HERO:	bobby moore
	DRINK:	guiness
	CHOCCY:	boost
	LEAGUE STATS:	forty four appearances
	FRIENDS:	"gaz w is foreign"
Despite starting as the opposition, Gaz is one of our most dedicated players. He is our league team's highest goal scorer and even managed to score with a shoe full of sponges to cushion an injury. Supremely dedicated, or just ridiculously foolish? Who cares, as long as the ball keeps hitting the back of the net.