PLAYER PROFILE

NAME: eugene keogh
NICKNAME: scroogene
SUPPORTS: birmingham city fc
HERO: ain't really got one
DRINK: guiness
CHOCCY: don't eat the filth, my body is a temple
LEAGUE
STATS:
no appearances
FRIENDS: "he squeaks when he walks" (cos he's so tight)
Eugene took a while to join the team and isn't our most regular player. His commitment was thrown into serious doubt when he chose to miss practice for a Jesus Jones gig. Shameful.